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“You never realize how weird your family is until you start to describe them to someone.”

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“Whenever I see a Clownfish I automatically think “OMG ITS NEMO.”

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“Why BRA sizes r measured as A,B,C,D,E,F not 1,2,3,4,5? A=As flat as Airport runway B=Barely Seen C=Comfortable D=Damn Gud E=Enormous F=Fake”

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“I laugh even harder when I want to explain why I’m laughing!”

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“i.f.y.o.u.w.a.s.t.e.d.y.o.u.r.t.i.m.e.r.e.a.d.i.n.g.t.h.i.s.y.o.u.a.r.e.a.w.s.o.m.e”

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“I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke.”

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“I didn’t slap you, I high fived your face.”

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“kung bilugan ang iyong mukha, wag ngumiti lagi , baka mapagkamalan kang si Yahoo Messenger”

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“Have You Ever Noticed that OK looks like a person lying sideways and QK looks like a ninja.”

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“grabe , naglalaban kami ng PANAHON ngayon ….. kung sino ang mas HOT sa aming dalawa.”

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“When somebody says “Expect the unexpected” slap them in the face and say ” You didn’t expect that did you.”

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