That moment when you make plans with your friends and they don’t show up…

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we’re not friends anymore!


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I’m not shy. I’m just holding back my awesomeness so I won’t intimidate you.


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Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!

After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.


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Dear Pinocchio, so all i have to do is lie? Sincerely, Voldemort.

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Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone…which actually makes it fair.

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People would be a lot dumber without GOOGLE.

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  • Friend: What does G2G Mean?
  • Me: I got to go.
  • Friend: OMG! Why does everyone have to when I ask this question.

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